Beegee Express Mail is a kind of communication used in the Beegee Universe. It's the same as mailing in the United 'Gees Universe, but just much faster. The manager of it is Mailgee, who can travel faster than the speed of light, approxiamately 122, 485, 384, 329, 384, 204, 384, 394, 485, 495, 999, 503, 294 or 405 FMPH (Fakegee Miles per hour).